Egg Update

So this morning, while I was innocently cruising the internet for home goods I don't really need or even necessarily want (e.g. chaval mirror jewelry armoire), Dave asks the the following question:

"Can I use your eggs to make egg salad?"







"What?"

"Can I use your eggs to make egg salad?"




.... I try to come to grips with the horror...


                       ..... a mass cracking.....


....all those eggs....  those beautiful eggs.... really, he wants to make egg salad with them?



"No!"

"What?"

"You can't just use them all at once!"

"Really?"

"YES!"

"Are you serious?"

"You can't just use them all at once to make an egg salad."

"I don't get you."


So he wandered off into kitchen to make his breakfast, talking nonsense talk about eggs rotting in the fridge to fester, and then having found a juicy rhyming word, went off into silly song land where he sang made up lyrics to made up tunes while making toast, and frying non-Easter eggs.